生活大爆炸剧本5~6人

Big bang Part 1

-Penny：Hi, guys.Looks like you've been to the renaissance fair... I'm hoping.You guys, this is my friend Eric.

伙计们。好像你们刚才去文艺复兴集会了…我希望是。 伙计们，这是我的朋友Eric。

-Leonard：So, yeah, good to see you. 很高兴见到你。

-Penny：It's good to see you, too.We should probably go.Bye, guys. 我也是。我们应该走了。大家再见。 -Man：I like your hat. 我很喜欢你的帽子。

-Howard：Thanks, my mom made it.Penny with a new guy, tri-awkward. 谢谢，是我妈做的。Penny有了新男友，非常尴尬。

-Leonard：It wasn't awkward. It wasn't fun. Besides, what's the big deal? We dated, we stopped dating, and now we're both moving on.

没什么尴尬的，不过也不算好玩。再说了，有什么关系？我们约会过而现在已经不约会了，我们都有了新发展。

-Raj：By moving on, Do you mean she's going out with other men and you spent the afternoon making 15th-century soap with Wolowitz?

你说的发展的意思是不是指当她和另外一个男人约会的时候，你却整个下午都在和Wolowitz做十五世纪的肥皂。

-Leonard：Can we please just go in? My chain mail's stuck in my underwear. 我们快点进去好吗？我的锁子甲被夹在内裤里了。

Part 2

-Leonard：You know what, I'm happy that Penny's moving on. 你们知道吗，我很高兴Penny有了新发展。 It gives me the freedom to move on myself. 这样我就可以自由前进了。

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-Howard：Are you saying that you've been holding back? 你的意思是你一直以来都在踌躇？

-Leonard：Of course. Out of respect. 当然，出于对她的尊敬。

-Howard：So, how do you explain the ten years before Penny? 那么在Penny之前的十年你怎么解释？ -Raj：Who were you respecting then? 那时候你在尊敬谁？

-Leonard：Well, I've dated plenty of women. There was Joyce Kim... Leslie

Winkle...

我和很多女人约会过啊。有Joyce Kim... Leslie Winkle...

-Sheldon：Notify the editors of the Oxford English dictionary. 通知一下牛津词典的编者。

The word \"plenty\" has been redefined to mean \"two.\" “许多”这个词被重新定义为\"二个\"。

-Leonard：What about that girl last year at comic-con? 去年那个在动漫展里的那个女孩呢？ -Raj：Doesn't count. 不算。

-Leonard：Why not? 为什么？

-Raj：What happens in costume at comic-con stays at comic-con. 在动漫展服装扮演里发生的事情只是动漫展的事情。

-Howard：You're only saying that because of what happened to you. 你这样说只是因为你的那件事。 -Leonard：What happened to you? 什么事？

-Raj：Nothing happened to me. 没什么。

-Howard：It wasn't your fault, Raj. He was dressed as a green Orion slave girl. 这不是你的错 Raj。他只是打扮成了绿色的猎户座女奴。

-Raj：How did we get on me?!We were mocking Leonard for not moving on.Dude, you

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have totally not moved on.

怎么开始说我了？我们不是在嘲笑Leonard吗。老兄你完全是在原地踏步啊。 -Leonard：Yes, I have

Part 3 Sheldon：Wo

de zing shi Sheldon.

我的字是 Sheldon。

-Howard：No, it's \"Wo de ming zi shi Sheldon.\" 不，应该是\"我的名字是Sheldon\"。

-Sheldon：Wo de ming zi shi Sheldon. 我的名字是 Sheldon。 -Howard：What's this? 这是什么?

-Sheldon：That's what you did.

那不是跟你学的吗?

I assumed as in a number of languages, that the gesture was part of the phrase.

我以为在许多种语言当中手势也是表达的一部分。 -Howard：Well, it's not. 好吧，这里不是。

-Sheldon：How am I supposed to know that?

我怎么会知道那个?

As the teacher, it's your obligation to separate your personal idiosyncrasies from the subject matter.作为一个老师，将所教内容 与你的特异习惯分开是你的责任。

-Howard：You know, I'm really glad you decided to learn Mandarin. 知道吗，你决定学普通话我真的非常高兴。 -Sheldon：Why? 为什么? -Howard

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Once you're fluent, you'll have a billion more people to annoy instead me.

等你说流利了， 你可以去骚扰十多亿人，我就了。 -Leonard：Hey. 嘿。

-Sheldon：Mei du lui zi. 梅毒驴子。

-Howard：You just called Leonard a syphilitic donkey. 你刚刚把Leonard叫成了一头患了性病的驴子。

-Sheldon：My apologies, Leonard. I'm only as good as my teacher. 很抱歉Leonard，我无法超越我的老师的水平。 -Leonard：Why are you learning Chinese? 你为什么要学中文?

-Sheldon:I

believe the Szechuan Palace has been passing off orang

e chicken as tangerine chicken, and I intend to confront them. 我认为老四川餐馆一直在用橙皮鸡柳冒充陈皮鸡柳, 我打算去和他们对质。 -Leonard:

If I were you, I'd be more concerned about what they're passing off as chicken.

如果我是你，我会更关心他们用什么东西冒充了鸡柳。 -Penny：I need to use your window. 借你们的窗子用一下。

-Leonard：Oh, hey. Yeah, No, sure. Go ahead. 哦，嘿，耶，不，当然，请便。

-Penny：Hey, jerk face, you forgot your iPod! 嘿，变态，你忘了你的iPod! -Leonard：What's going on? 出什么事了?

-Penny:Oh, I'll tell you what's going on. That stupid self-centered bastard wrote about our sex life in his blog!

Drop dead, you stupid self-centered bastard!Thank you.

噢，让我告诉你出了什么事。 那个自以为是的蠢货把我们床事写到他的博客上! 砸死

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你，你这个自以为是的混蛋蠢货! 谢谢。 -Sheldon：Okay, where were we? 好，我们讲到哪了?

-Howard：Not now. I have a blog to find. 现在不行，我要找一个博客。

Part 4 Sheldon:Howard,

I'm going to need another Mandarin lesson. I obviou

sly didn't make my point with those people.

Howard我需要再上一堂中文课。 很明显我没能向那群人清楚地表达我的意思。 -Howard

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For God's sake, Sheldon, if you don't like the tangerine chicken,看在上帝的份上，don't order the tangerine chicken. Sheldon ，如果你不喜欢陈皮鸡柳，那就别点陈皮鸡柳。 -Sheldon

I like tangerine chicken, I'm just not getting tangerine chicken 我喜欢陈皮鸡柳，我只是买不到陈皮鸡柳。

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-Leonard：Can

we please change the subject?

我们能不能换个话题?

-Raj:Sure. Tell us again how you screwed up and got Penny back together with her old boyfriend. 当然。再说一遍你是怎么脑残地把Penny和她前男友劝回到一块去的。

-Leonard：Just roll the dice. 掷你的骰子吧。 -Raj

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Enslaved by warlocks. Stay here until you roll two, four or six. 被黑暗术士奴役直到掷出2、4 或6方能前进。

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-Leonard:She was mad at him! She was done with him! The relationship was broken beyond repair ,and I walked over there, and I fixed it.

她本来很恨他的! 她和他彻底完了的! 他们的关系已经不可能修复了，结果我走过去，搞得他们和好了。

-Howard：Boy, that story gets better every time you hear .. 老兄，每次听那个故事都会觉得更精彩...

-Sheldon:Actually, I thought the first two renditions were far more compelling. Uh, previously, I felt sympathy for the Leonard character, now I just find him to be whiny and annoying.

事实上我觉得前两个版本更引人入胜一些。 呃，之前我觉得非常同情Leonard这个角色， 现在我只觉得他又唠叨又烦人。

-Leonard：Eat your tangerine chicken. 吃你的陈皮鸡柳去。

-Sheldon：I'd love to, but I don' have tangerine chicken. 我很想但我根本没有陈皮鸡柳。

-Penny：Thank you so much for your stupid advice! 多亏了你愚蠢的建议!

-Raj：Incredible. You managed to screw up the screw-up. 难以置信，你能把搞砸的事再搞砸一次。

Part 5 Sheldon:Show

me your citrus peels. citrus Gei wo kan ni de jud

zi pee. Show me your citrus peels. Gay wo kan ni de jud zi pee. Show me your... -Penny：Sheldon? Sheldon?

-Sheldon：Ai yah!Xia si wo le. 哎呀!吓死我了。

-Penny：I'm sorry. Look, do you have a second? 对不起。 一会儿 听着，你有空吗?

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-Sheldon：A second what, pair of underwear? 多余的什么，一套内衣? -Penny

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I was just wondering if I could talk to you. It's about Leonard. 我只是想和你谈谈。 是关于Leonard。

-Sheldon：Why me? Why not Koothrappali or Wolowitz? 为什么是我? 为什么不找Koothrappali 或者Wolowitz? -Penny

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Well, Raj can't talk to me unless he's drunk, and Wolowitz is, you know, disgusting.

Raj除非喝醉酒不然没办法跟我说话， 而Wolowitz有点，你知道，有点恶心。 -Sheldon：Yes, I suppose he is 是的，我觉得也是。

(10 minutes passed ...)

-Sheldon：...and until recently I had no idea that despite his lactose intolerance, he can tolerate small amounts of non-fat ice cream. ...而且直到最近我才知道，他虽然患有乳糖耐受不良 (一种对奶制品不能消化吸收的先天性疾病)。 他却可以吃少量的脱脂冰激凌。 -Penny

Leonard might come home. Leonard Can we talk in my apartment? 可能快回来了。能到我的公寓里谈吗?

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-Sheldon：We're

not done? 还没说完?

-Penny：No. 没有。 -Sheldon

Eh, why not?We're already through the looking glass anyway. 哎呀，好吧。 反正也不是没去过

-PennyOkay, so here's the thing... I guess you're aware that Leonard asked me out. So I've known for a while now that Leonard has had a little crush on me...

好的，事情是这样的... 我猜你知道Leonard约我出去了。我刚刚知道Leonard 对我有点意思... -Sheldon

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A little crush? Well, I suppose so-- in the same way Menelaus had a \"little crush\" on Helen of Troy.

有点意思? 可能吧-- 就像梅涅劳斯(斯巴达王) 对特洛伊的海伦娜也\"有点意思\"。 -Penny：I don’t care. I don’t care. The point is, Sheldon, do you have anything to say that has anything to do with, you know, what I'm talking about?

Sheldon你想的话里有没有和...你知道和我说的事有关系的?

-SheldonJust like Schrodinger's cat, It is only by opening the box that you'll find out which it is.

就像\"薛定锷猫态\"一样。 只有打开盒子你才知道到底是怎么样的。

-Penny：Okay, so you're saying I should go out with Leonard. 好的，你的意思是我应该和Leonard出去。 -Sheldon

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No, no, no, no, no. Let me start again. In 1935, Erwin Schrodinger...

不，不，不，不，不。让我从头讲一遍， 在1935年埃尔温·薛定锷...

Part 6 Penny：Hi.

嗨。

-Leonard：Hi. 嗨。

-Penny：Come on in. 进来。 -Leonard：Thank you. 谢谢。

you look very nice. 你看起来真美。

-Penny：Thank you. So do you. 谢谢，你也很帅。

-Leonard：I made an 8:00 reservation. reservation：预定 我订了8点的位子。 -Penny

Okay, Yeah, great. Listen, um... . maybe we should talk first. 好的，恩，很好，我说，呃..也许我们应该先谈谈。 -Leonard

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Oh. Okay. But before you say anything, have you ever heard of Schrodinger's cat?

好的。 但是在你说之前，我想问你是否听说过薛定锷猫态?

-Penny：Actually, I've heard far too much about Schrodinger's cat. 实际上，我已经听了太多薛定锷猫态了。 -Leonard：Good. 很好。

-Penny：All right, the cat's alive. Let's go to dinner. 好吧，猫还活着，我们去吃饭吧。

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